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#1 2017-07-19 13:55:18

Smokey McFisher
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Punk ass kid attacked my aero in traffic in pdx!

I mean wtf!  I was doing the speed limit down the street and some punk kid is 1 ft from my back bumber.   He passed me and almost took front of car off doing so.  I honked once and he break checks me, then almost side hits another car, they honk.  He freaks out and starts using both lanes, people honk. He gets even more mad, turns around and gets behind me for some reason.  He followed me so I called 911 and pulled into a store.  He got out and tried to punch my window out, when he could not he threw glass bottle at it and hit paint above window instead.  Then jumped in his suv and sped off seconds before cops could get there.  I gave 911 all his info but Portland cops never seem to try to find anyone.   I don't like to fight, but mess with my girl, my dog or my car and I'll go there, I'm 6 ft 4, 210 lbs and can take a baseball bat to the face and keep fighting (happened last year, different story) and am not scared of some 19 yr old punk that is 5 ft 8 and 150 lbs.  My puppy is terrified right now as he was in back seat during attack.  Sorry for long rant just still mad 2 hours later.  Going to cost $1,300 to fix shop said.

End of rant....

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#2 2017-07-19 15:12:10

drewsro
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Re: Punk ass kid attacked my aero in traffic in pdx!

Dang.  Crazy story.  People are idiots

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#3 2017-07-19 15:34:47

cjaama
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Re: Punk ass kid attacked my aero in traffic in pdx!

You're down to fight...but didn't fight someone who damaged your car?
That's weird.


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#4 2017-07-19 15:55:02

ikbrown
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Re: Punk ass kid attacked my aero in traffic in pdx!

damn, thats wild.  sad Sorry to hear you had to go through that, some people are such A-holes in traffic. They just wanta rush to the next red light I guess.

A year or so ago some guy didn't like how slow I was going in stop and go traffic (manual, up-hill, trying to minimize shifting in and out of 1st so even-ing out the speed) and zoomed around me on the right, almost took my front off as well. stopped, got out, yelled some jibberish I didnt understand at me through the closed window, and kicked my bumper on the way back to his car. So much eyeroll and WTF bro. I then just moved in to the slower lane, let some cars get between me and him and got back in. I now have a dashcam to catch such shittery if it were to go down again.

What kind of SUV was the punk kid driving? That typically says a lot. The guy who kicked my bumper in a road rage fit was driving a lifted old truck... figures.


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#5 2017-07-19 19:33:47

Smokey McFisher
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Re: Punk ass kid attacked my aero in traffic in pdx!

I choose to be the adult and NOT fight, I dread I used my words, only not to him, to cops, and they heard everything on 911 when i called, so he is done for once they get him.  Fighting is always my very last resort.

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#6 2017-07-20 11:38:17

Smokey McFisher
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Re: Punk ass kid attacked my aero in traffic in pdx!

The kid was in a xterra dark blue, he said something about I should have stayed out of his and other guys road rage issue, it didn't have anything to do with me, not sure what that means.

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#7 2017-07-20 11:57:14

myzislow
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Re: Punk ass kid attacked my aero in traffic in pdx!

I had a banana and two mandarin oranges for breakfast. Still hungry tho

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#8 2017-07-20 12:12:11

Justin86
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Re: Punk ass kid attacked my aero in traffic in pdx!

banana, apple,cup of coffee and half an M&M cookie here.  up


I'm so mean I make medicine sick.

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#9 2017-07-20 12:41:26

ikbrown
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Re: Punk ass kid attacked my aero in traffic in pdx!

myzislow wrote:

I had a banana and two mandarin oranges for breakfast. Still hungry tho

biggrin lol wat. This forum delivers.


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#10 2017-07-20 13:05:10

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Re: Punk ass kid attacked my aero in traffic in pdx!

I assume the guy was late for a drum circle somewhere.  That'd get me all frustrated and angry.

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#11 2017-07-21 19:12:04

Smokey McFisher
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Re: Punk ass kid attacked my aero in traffic in pdx!

Lol I'm as hippy as you can get,  forest theme tattoo sleeve on left arm, and almost done with my BA of applied sciences mycology.  And even I don't get that mad when late to dab party.  I had a Honda for breakfast btw.

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#12 2017-07-24 10:57:58

LinuxChick
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Re: Punk ass kid attacked my aero in traffic in pdx!

Only half?

Justin86 wrote:

banana, apple,cup of coffee and half an M&M cookie here.  up


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#13 2017-07-24 14:00:04

Justin86
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Re: Punk ass kid attacked my aero in traffic in pdx!

at the time I posted.


I'm so mean I make medicine sick.

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#14 2017-07-27 13:27:20

MorganH
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Re: Punk ass kid attacked my aero in traffic in pdx!

Smokey McFisher wrote:

Lol I'm as hippy as you can get,  forest theme tattoo sleeve on left arm, and almost done with my BA of applied sciences mycology.  And even I don't get that mad when late to dab party.  I had a Honda for breakfast btw.

Sounds like you are in my neck of the woods and have lots in common...  banana

But next time... Whoop their ass Seabass!!


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