- Anaheim, CA  - 5/7/10 8:12 PM 3 days ago 
 
- -  Crista K. Hey I've been meaning to message you on FB but keep forgetting. The party invite says ward party first. What time are things @ the Wilson's? 1:51 PM
- -  Crista K. This is Crista btw 1:52 PM
>>  AbA  About 3:30 so get ready, I'm picking you up. 1:53 PM
>>  AbA  Yea, I recognize the number ... 1:54 PM
>>  AbA  Do you want me to bring some drinks? 1:55 PM
- -  Crista K. Drinks where? Of the alcoholic persuasion? 1:56 PM
>>  AbA  They will help make the party better don't you think.... 1:57 PM
- -  Crista K. Yes I do. 1:58 PM
>>  AbA  Do you have the present for them? 1:59 PM
- -  Crista K. For who? I'm talking about your daughter's party tomorrow 2:00 PM
>>  AbA  That too.. but listen I will be busy, so be ready by 3:30 2:02 PM
>>  AbA  Are you brining anyone else ? 2:03 PM
- -  Crista K. I thinki I'm missing a joke here 2:04 PM
>>  AbA  Hey listen don't tell anyone but can you bring your friend Sarah... she is cute 2:05 PM
>>  AbA  Have a few drinks after everyone is gone... 2:06 PM
- -  Crista K. Since inflection doesn't come across in text I just wanna make sure here. You are f-ing with me right? 2:08 PM
>>  AbA  Hey don't be jelouse.... 2:08 PM
>>  AbA  Just because Sarah is cute, I'm not saying you are not. 2:09 PM
>>  AbA  Crista you know I care. 2:11 PM
- -  Crista K. OMG! You have no idea how hard I'm laughing @ your texts right now.You've made my day better 2:12 PM
>>  AbA  That is the best thing I could hear. 2:13 PM
>>  AbA  Your smile is so beautiful :d 2:14 PM
- -  Crista K. Are you having a rough day too? 2:14 PM
>>  AbA  Just looking forward to tomorrow 2:15 PM
>>  AbA  When I pick you up at 3.30 2:16 PM
- -  Crista K. What size does Gracie wear? Is there anything she needs? 2:17 PM
>>  AbA  4. But sometimes 6 2:19 PM
>>  AbA  She loves cupcakes. So if you could bring her things to bake cupcakes would be great. 2:20 PM
- -  Crista K. Where are you picking me up? 2:20 PM
>>  AbA  A pan, couple bags of flour. 2:20 PM
>>  AbA  Can you also bring frosting 2:22 PM
>>  AbA  ? 2:22 PM
- -  Crista K. So your inviting me to a party & instead of a gift you want me to bring refreshments? 2:29 PM
>>  AbA  No, bring Sarah. I will get the drinks. But bring frosting for the little one. 2:30 PM
>>  AbA  What will you wear? Its going to be a hot day... 2:32 PM
- -  Crista K. It all depends if I have time to buy new shoes 2:33 PM
>>  AbA  Forget the shoes... get a bikini top 2:34 PM
>>  AbA  Flour and frosting! 2:35 PM
- -  Crista K. LMFAO 2:35 PM
>>  AbA  That's what she said... 2:42 PM
- -  Crista K. Ok Michael Scott 2:43 PM
>>  AbA  Lol 2:43 PM
>>  AbA  Where would be the best place to pick you up, its going to be a busy day.... 2:45 PM
- -  Crista K. If it's all the same to you I think I'll let Mike drive 2:51 PM
>>  AbA  Awww... I guess, if he Must come too... as long as you bring Sarah, she so cute. 2:52 PM
>>  AbA  Do you trhink Mike can bring flour and frosting for the cupcakes too? 2:52 PM
>>  AbA  Maybe be can bring some nuts for the cupcakes. Does Mike have nuts? 2:55 PM
- -  Crista K. Yes he has nuts. I'm just not sure they in with cupcakes 2:56 PM
>>  AbA  Can you take pictures of them and put it on facebook... 3:01 PM
- -  Crista K. I can try to do that tonight. 3:02 PM
>>  AbA  That's good that you are bringing Mike, that way Gracie's mom will not suspect about us. 3:06 PM
>>  AbA  3:06 PM
- -  Crista K. :-} 3:09 PM
>>  AbA  Do you have Sarah on your facebook ? what's her lastname ? 3:13 PM
>>  AbA  I want to add her as a friend, can you let her know 3:14 PM
>>  AbA  Hey Crista, I have to get back to work ... See you Tomorrow ? 3:18 PM
- -  Crista K. Yes I'll tell my fictiour friend Sara you wanna be her friend on FB 3:18 PM
>>  AbA  Sounds great, I'm glad, there is nothing better than some fictitious once in a while. certainly provides some fun. 3:22 PM
- -  Crista K. It certainly cheesed of up. 3:28 PM
>>  AbA  you have the invitation card for the address? look it up and give us a call. You dont have to bring anything, but Cupcake stuff will be great if you realy want 3:32 PM
>>  AbA  Hey, Crista! do you have the information for the party? I think there is some info you should double check on it. 3:37 PM
- -  Crista K. It's @ the Wilson's right? 3:37 PM
- -  Crista K. Not with me right now. 3:39 PM
>>  AbA  ok well take a look at it, because I would not want you to miss it, It will be fun even If I will not be able to be there , since I will be busy with Susie. 3:41 PM
- -  Crista K. From what I recall it said ward party then cake @ th Wilson's. Is that completely wrong? 3:41 PM
>>  AbA  Did she write that?? it's not cake... Gracie wants Cupcakes !! Please help me out, and bring some cupcakes just in case, please. 3:44 PM
- -  Crista K. I don't remember exact wording. We're not really keen on the ward party part. Kinda not our scene 3:46 PM
>>  AbA  Listen, I know its not you scene, but remember , its not for you or me, its for her. We should bear in mind that the success of a given activity cannot always be judged by its size. Rather, it must be judged by its effect on the lives of those participating. 3:49 PM
>>  AbA  Also if you want to liven it up, you can come dressed up as your favorite super villan and bring some rubber chikens you can hang upside down with red frosting 3:51 PM
- -  Crista K. What's the whole deal with the ward party? 3:57 PM
>>  AbA  Mom's idea ... if it was up to me, it would be at the beach, have the kids run around build sand castles and enjoy nature. While I try to get you drunk. 3:59 PM
- -  Crista K. Ok. But what's the info on the ward party? Theme? 4:11 PM
>>  AbA  Rockabilly style / The Rocky Horror Picture Show 4:15 PM
>>  AbA  what you gona do Sunday ? 4:43 PM
- -  Crista K. Stay home & clean my house. We took my mom out last weekend. If I can't talk Mike into the ward party then what time are you gonna be @ the Wilson's? 4:57 PM
>>  AbA  about 1:30 am ... 4:59 PM
>>  AbA  Tell mike to come, I'll inctruduce him to my wife, may be they can hit it off and we can sneak away somewhere ... 5:00 PM
- -  Crista K. Well we really wanna celebrate Gracie's bday so it would be nice to know what time you'll actually be @ the Wilson's. 5:44 PM
>>  AbA  I don't think I will be there... I'm sorry. Think you can go without me? 5:47 PM
- -  Crista K. As long as your child will be there I think I can handle it. 5:48 PM
>>  AbA  She will be with her cousins and grandma... but you should take cupcakes anyways. 5:50 PM
>>  AbA  It should me a fun party, don't forget to bring a few bags of flour and frosting. 5:52 PM
>>  AbA  I will try to keep the party going... would have been better if Sarah was there, she is so cute. You really need to be my facebook friend. 5:54 PM
>>  AbA  That way I can see pictures of the party, everyone drinking and dressed up rockabilly style. 5:56 PM
>>  AbA  do you like penguins ? I love them . not as much as pandas pandas are way better 5:59 PM
>>  AbA  Do you yeah do you think you can get panda cupcakes 7:01 PM
- -  Crista K. I would have no idea where to get them 7:02 PM
>>  AbA  You must, every kid in the whole wide world wants to eat Panda cupcakes! 7:21 PM
>>  AbA  There is nothing more delisious! 7:21 PM
- -  Crista K. I think there are definitely more delicious cupcakes. 7:23 PM
>>  AbA  Imposible, I demand an apology. Now! 7:25 PM
- -  Crista K. I'm sorry you haven't had more delicious cupcakes 7:26 PM
>>  AbA  Blasphemy... 7:27 PM
>>  AbA  Now we are going to have a serious talk... will you be going to the Wilsons? 7:30 PM
- -  Crista K. Not so much 7:30 PM
>>  AbA  Then I'm not going either... 7:31 PM
- -  Crista K. I'm planning on it. That's what I've been telling you all day 7:31 PM
>>  AbA  But you should go as I told my wife you and Mike will be bringing Panda cupcakes and we canceled the cake. 7:32 PM
- -  Crista K. That could be rather unfortunate since it's a little late notice on the cupcakes 7:33 PM
>>  AbA  Ok, I'm so glad, Gracie will be so happy to see the panda cupcakes. 7:33 PM
>>  AbA  What! You have time... the party is at 3:30 7:34 PM
>>  AbA  Have Sarah and Mike help. 7:34 PM
- -  Crista K. Which part of the party is @ 3:30? 7:35 PM
>>  AbA  The part where we send the kids off aftewr the rocky horror show and the adults get the whip cream out. 7:36 PM
- -  Crista K. Where is that part taking place? 7:37 PM
>>  AbA  That's why I'm hoping Mike can distract my wife. 7:38 PM
- -  Crista K. Where is that part taking place? 7:40 PM
>>  AbA  Your place, some motel, anytime baby 7:41 PM
>>  AbA  Listen, I know you want me. 7:42 PM
>>  AbA  Since you have been messaging me sine 2 and now its almost 8 7:43 PM
- -  Crista K. You're awfully sure of yourself. I may have sent you the first message but you keep texting me. 7:44 PM
>>  AbA  And you still have not made me a friend on facebook 7:44 PM
- -  Crista K. huh? 7:44 PM
>>  AbA  I realy hope you have a great time tomorrow 7:45 PM
>>  AbA  Make some panda cupcakes 7:45 PM
>>  AbA  And get to see whoever you think you have been talking to. 7:46 PM
- -  Crista K. Who am I talking to? 7:46 PM
>>  AbA  Crista, c'mon now... 6 hour of text messages and you don't know how much I love talking with you. 7:48 PM
>>  AbA  And that I have no idea who you are. 7:48 PM
>>  AbA  And I don't know the wilsons 7:49 PM
>>  AbA  Nor do I know what borring ward party they are having. 7:50 PM
>>  AbA  But I do hope you have a great time:) 7:50 PM
- -  Crista K. Well thanks. 7:51 PM
>>  AbA  Will you panda cupcakes anyways? 7:52 PM
- -  Crista K. Nope. 7:52 PM
- -  Crista K. Job well done. I thought the coversation was weird but so is the person I thought I was texting. Thanks for amusing me all day. It did get me out of a funk. 7:53 PM
>>  AbA  Crista, you and I go way back... what's some flour and frosting between friends 7:54 PM
- -  Crista K. LOL! 7:55 PM
>>  AbA  My real name is Pablo, and I'm glad you did get some lol out of it. 7:56 PM
- -  Crista K. Well thanks for the amusement. My husband is having a good laugh now. I'll be deleting this number & getting the proper one 7:58 PM
>>  AbA  Hi Mike!! 7:58 PM
>>  AbA  You are welcome to text me anytime... as long as you make some Panda cupcakes for me, my wife , and 2 daugthers 8:00 PM
>>  AbA  Hope you don't mind... I will be posting the entire conversation on Facebook. 8:01 PM
- -  Crista K. I'd prefer you don't 8:02 PM
>>  AbA  Without... Mike's nut pictures..... 8:02 PM
>>  AbA  That would just not be right .... LOL! 8:03 PM
- -  Crista K. It's your choice but please don't include my name or number 8:04 PM
>>  AbA  Don't worry I will not show your phone number...(Serious) 8:04 PM
>>  AbA  I was just typing that... 8:04 PM
>>  AbA  I'll change the name too.. 8:06 PM
>>  AbA  Sounds fair. 8:06 PM
- -  Crista K. Thanks. I appreciate that 8:06 PM
>>  AbA  If you give me your last name I'll add you so you can see it and send you a copy. 8:08 PM
>>  AbA  Ask mike 8:09 PM
>>  AbA  ok... well let me know... going to go play with my girls and help my wife so we can cook dinner... 8:10 PM
>>  AbA  Hope you have a good time tomorrow 8:11 PM
- -  Crista K. Just friend request this email address  [email protected] 8:11 PM
- -  Crista K. Enjoy your kids & dinner 8:12 PM
>>  AbA  Thank you for the good times. ( blows out cig smoke) 8:13 PM
>>  AbA  Did she like the Panda cupcakes ? 9:17 PM

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